See what had happened was I was gonna do some serious writing tonight...
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disbandedtoastr hates productivity...
disbandedtoastr hates productivity...1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"?
Yes, yes I do.
2. Are you involved with anyone?
Yes.
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
On my country estate.
4. What should you be doing right now?
Writing... or cleaning.
5. Does sex mean love?
What? How old are you?
6. What do you believe is a true saying about life?
If you throw yourself at someone's feet, you can't expect them not to walk all over you.
7. Are you a bad influence?
Sometimes, but mostly on myself. Nobody else much respects me enough or thinks I'm cool enough to be that influenced by me.
8. Who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)?
My born-to-it family, my husband.
9. Night out or night in?
I'm a bit of a homebody.
10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate?
The second one if I have to choose though I hope I don't.
11. What is your favorite sport?
I like to watch gymnastics, play softball, tennis.
12. Your favorite book?
The Secret History was a big influence on me as was The Scarlet Letter and The Satanic Verses and A Peaceable Kingdom and a not-terribly -good book called Witta about modern Celtic paganism that was the first book that shook loose a lot of the Baptism.
13. Do you know how to change a tire?
I think so.
14. What item would you not go without during the day?
A bra.
15. Would you share a drink with a stranger?
I have. I don't know that I still would.
16. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My ailing grandmother.
17. Have you ever kissed somebody?
Seriously, how old are you?
18. Have you ever lied about something important to your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Define important. Some things, even some important things aren't worth fighting over.
19. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent relationship.
20. How long ago did you hug someone?
Um, half an hour ago. My husband. We hug all the time.
21. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
What? Does a pierced tongue have anything whatsoever to do with sexual orientation? And, "right?" Who am I to determine what is right or wrong for someone else's body?
22. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No.
23. Do you ever think about any of your ex's?
Sure, somethimes.
24. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Bit late."
25. Need to get something off your chest?
Don't get me started.
26. How do you feel about your life right now?
Busy.
27. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
11.
28. What kind of car do you drive?
Honda Civic Si Hatchback.
29. What characteristic do you despise the most?
In what? For example, I prize ripeness in peaches, but in people, not so much.
30. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did?
Hello? Sorority.
31. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
All the time.
32. How's the relationship between you and your ex?
Distant.
33. Do you talk dirty to people?
Just the one guy.
34. Do you think you can make it on a "Moment of Truth?"
Make what?
35. Anyone upset you lately?
Sure.
36. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My husband
37. Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
Usually.
39. Do you think your dumb?
No, but I think you're dumb for not knowing the difference between your and you're.
40. What could be done to make things better for you?
Abundance.
41. Do you love someone at the moment?
I love several people at the moment.
42. How's your heart?
All right, I think, though I'm on a diabetes watch, so...
43. Ever kiss someone with a name starting with a C?
Probably. There've been a lot of them. Hello? Sorority.
44. First time you kissed the last person you kissed?
On stage during a rehearsal of the world's worst production of Zorro.
45. Can you keep a secret?
Maybe. I'm not telling you.
46. Are you happy with your living arrangement?
The neighborhood blows and the house is drafty but the roommates are good and the rent's reasonable.
47. Do you have trust issues?
Sometimes.
48. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Oy.
49. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Been there, done that. Third time's the charm. Get a ring and a date, ladies. Take it from me.
50. Who is a friend of the opposite sex that you can tell anything too?
Okay, now you're completely fucking up to vs. too, and even if you were using to correctly, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions. Seriously, take a class. Right now, that person is M, but I can't tell him every everything.
Yes, yes I do.
2. Are you involved with anyone?
Yes.
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
On my country estate.
4. What should you be doing right now?
Writing... or cleaning.
5. Does sex mean love?
What? How old are you?
6. What do you believe is a true saying about life?
If you throw yourself at someone's feet, you can't expect them not to walk all over you.
7. Are you a bad influence?
Sometimes, but mostly on myself. Nobody else much respects me enough or thinks I'm cool enough to be that influenced by me.
8. Who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)?
My born-to-it family, my husband.
9. Night out or night in?
I'm a bit of a homebody.
10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate?
The second one if I have to choose though I hope I don't.
11. What is your favorite sport?
I like to watch gymnastics, play softball, tennis.
12. Your favorite book?
The Secret History was a big influence on me as was The Scarlet Letter and The Satanic Verses and A Peaceable Kingdom and a not-terribly -good book called Witta about modern Celtic paganism that was the first book that shook loose a lot of the Baptism.
13. Do you know how to change a tire?
I think so.
14. What item would you not go without during the day?
A bra.
15. Would you share a drink with a stranger?
I have. I don't know that I still would.
16. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My ailing grandmother.
17. Have you ever kissed somebody?
Seriously, how old are you?
18. Have you ever lied about something important to your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Define important. Some things, even some important things aren't worth fighting over.
19. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent relationship.
20. How long ago did you hug someone?
Um, half an hour ago. My husband. We hug all the time.
21. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
What? Does a pierced tongue have anything whatsoever to do with sexual orientation? And, "right?" Who am I to determine what is right or wrong for someone else's body?
22. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No.
23. Do you ever think about any of your ex's?
Sure, somethimes.
24. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Bit late."
25. Need to get something off your chest?
Don't get me started.
26. How do you feel about your life right now?
Busy.
27. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
11.
28. What kind of car do you drive?
Honda Civic Si Hatchback.
29. What characteristic do you despise the most?
In what? For example, I prize ripeness in peaches, but in people, not so much.
30. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did?
Hello? Sorority.
31. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
All the time.
32. How's the relationship between you and your ex?
Distant.
33. Do you talk dirty to people?
Just the one guy.
34. Do you think you can make it on a "Moment of Truth?"
Make what?
35. Anyone upset you lately?
Sure.
36. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My husband
37. Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
Usually.
39. Do you think your dumb?
No, but I think you're dumb for not knowing the difference between your and you're.
40. What could be done to make things better for you?
Abundance.
41. Do you love someone at the moment?
I love several people at the moment.
42. How's your heart?
All right, I think, though I'm on a diabetes watch, so...
43. Ever kiss someone with a name starting with a C?
Probably. There've been a lot of them. Hello? Sorority.
44. First time you kissed the last person you kissed?
On stage during a rehearsal of the world's worst production of Zorro.
45. Can you keep a secret?
Maybe. I'm not telling you.
46. Are you happy with your living arrangement?
The neighborhood blows and the house is drafty but the roommates are good and the rent's reasonable.
47. Do you have trust issues?
Sometimes.
48. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Oy.
49. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Been there, done that. Third time's the charm. Get a ring and a date, ladies. Take it from me.
50. Who is a friend of the opposite sex that you can tell anything too?
Okay, now you're completely fucking up to vs. too, and even if you were using to correctly, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions. Seriously, take a class. Right now, that person is M, but I can't tell him every everything.
Besides, I am not sure that my grammar is any better than the 12 year old who created this one so I'll spare the world. :)
Do it.... do it....
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!!
Love your answer to #48. =o)